How to Spot a Wannababe

Angelina Jolie is a babe. Kate Beckinsale is a babe. Beyonce Knowles is definitely a babe. So are Kareena Kapoor, Yana Gupta and Amrita Arora. There are some gals/women/girls you see and the only way to describe them is, "Whmi! Now that's a babe". And again, there are women who no matter how hard they try, are always Wanna-babes! But who is a wannababe? Are you dating one? Don't be in the blind. Here's how you spot a wannababe and completely avoid her! When you're at a partyThe first signs of a Wannababe? She hangs in a gang and that gang giggles the loudest. While a babe will do her own thing, wannababes are the ones who find everything funny-they'll laugh at the waiters, at the music that is playing, at the men who pass by and at other women. And no, there is no logic to the laughter. When you are at workThese are the women who are always running to the loo... to powder their noses, answer their phone calls, bitch about other women, crib about the maids who run away. They also ask the stupidest questions in meetings. And these chicks will try everything from rolling their eyes, to trying to be cute when talking to the boss. Particularly if it's a male boss. Before you get into bed with her!Oh boy, wannababes are really not the ones you'd consider something casual with. Usually having no idea about contraception, they'd be screaming, "Marry me!" before you know it. They obviously lack the maturity to be able to see a fling for what it is. Wannababes want to marry whoever they are dating, preferably after the first date itself! Stay away mate! When it's time for goodnightSorry dude, forget the goodnight kiss. And if you disregard, check for yourself. Wannababes have a thing about cheaper ones - you are more than likely to find her dad, her sister, mother peeping from behind some curtain somewhere. You also run the risk of 'outraging her modesty' with a simple kiss. When you're playing the fieldThe final indication you're with a wannababe is that she's forever comparing. Herself to others, you with others, her dress with someone else's, the restaurant the other people went to... If a woman isn't certain of herself, how proud will she be of you? Hot women can be smart too, dude. Do yourself a favour and go look for the real thing.